SOS jokes
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.