Newest Someone Jokes - Page 21

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that

someone fucked a member of BTS

why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved

like if you know someone that is emo

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.

why is a orphan in to worshiping satin? cause they get to call someone master and be freaky

Like if u meet someone emo

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them

Like if you know someone is emo

Never break a girl's/Boy's someone’s heart. They only have one of them. Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?

so there is someone who doesn't know what an armadilo is. He then sees one. he askes it a question. "What are you?" the armadilo replies, "Armadilo." the person says: "What's a dilo?"