Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
