Solving jokes

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.

"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."

Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.

The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.

The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.

Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.

Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

Oh, neither did he.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.