Solver jokes

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,

but died on the cross.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

Timmy has 5 apples.

His train is 7 minutes early.

Calculate the mass of the sun.