What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
