Social Issues jokes

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

Why do orphans play GTA?

'Cause they're actually wanted.

Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

What is one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in the school zone.