What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
