Social Group jokes

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn鈥檛 read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn鈥檛 laughing at the jokes.

I don鈥檛 see why emo kids don鈥檛 like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can鈥檛 even.