Yo mama so fat evan Dora can't explore her
Yo momma so fat her ankle broke and gravy poured out
your mama so fat when she went o the baseball tournament she nocked everyone out of the park
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
Yo mama so fat she needs to go to the gym
Your so fat that I run around you for exercise
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your so fat you cant see your penis when you piss
Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world's largest nife
Ur mama so fat she sinked the hms ship
yo mama is so fat she turned all the mermaids to fishes
your mama is so fat ,you can't tell if shes pregnant or not
You're so fat, you caused the titanic to sink
Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!
yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE
To mama so fat when she goes to get grapes off a bush the bush says bitch never thought they can grow that big
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "