So Fat jokes
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.