So Fat jokes

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.