So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.