Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
She's so fat that when she steps on to a wood floor that the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
your mama so fat that when you were born yo mama gave yu carpet birn
Your daddy so fat he tripped over a rock he thought it was a chip
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.
Your so fat that your gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next in in out just like you parents
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her lagrangian points.
Yo mama so fat a bombing and 89 story’s didn’t kill her
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Your mom is so fat she wake up on both sides of the bed
you so fat u dont need internet cuz u already worldwide
you're mama so fat she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
kid- ur so fat other kid- at least fat can be change but yo ugly face cant be
Yo mama so fat that when she looks in to a mirror it always shatters,because her weight could be felt all around
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds
your mamas so fat that when she went to space there was no space left
Yo mama so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo
Your mums so fat she’s the iceberg that sunk the titanic
Your so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink
