Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
You’re so fat, that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Your mum is so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train toget to her good side.
yo mama so fat her belly button got 15 minutes before her
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
your mama so fat that when you were born yo mama gave yu carpet birn
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your so fat that your gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next in in out just like you parents
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
