So Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.