So Fat jokes

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.