So Fat jokes

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.