So Fat jokes

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!