Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
your mama is so fat ,you can't tell if shes pregnant or not
You're so fat, you caused the titanic to sink
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
yo mama so fat she the ice burge
Yo mama so fat she can't pick she can't pick up a dumbbell...the dumbbell pick her up
ur mommas so fat that when she became a spy here codename was oobese
