Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
