So Fat jokes

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.