So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!