So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"