Yo Mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly bottom beats her home by 15 min
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great wall of China.
your so fat no one was laughing but the floor was cracking😄😆😅😂🤣😭
Hi guys I'm back and YES two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy! So The prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, die, and a toothbrush that is not your's >:) So you are going to put the die in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say "here. I got your toothbrush ready for you" Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they can not hit you once they taste it. Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry Prankster if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat when she got in the car the wheels popped. So I know this was not the best joke and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
or so fat your a scail said fat ass
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
your moms so fat the photo from last Christmas is still printing
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
You are so fat that big chungus looks like a small chungus
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
your so fat that your as big as UY Scuti
the chicken is so fat
