Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
