So Fat jokes

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.