I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
