Small jokes
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.