Slipperiness jokes
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
My Butterfingers slipped.