What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Slipperiness Jokes
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.