Slipperiness jokes

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.