Slipperiness jokes
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.