Slipperiness jokes

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.