Slayer jokes

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?

Because he couldn't breathe.

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.