Slayer jokes
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
