Slave

Slave Jokes

History

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Sale

What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Difference

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

Credit

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

History

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

Human

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

Lightbulb

How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.

Sex life

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Master

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

House

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Sex slave

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

Jesus

Bick: Jesus isn't real.

Ron: Yes, He is.

Bick: Prove it, bitch.

Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.

Bick: Wh-?

Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!

The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.

Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.

Bick: Told you Jesus was real.

Satan: Get to work, slaves.

Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.

Goat

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.