Pregnant slave jokes
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Teenager: "OMG, I鈥檓 prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"