What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave? Don’t worry, I’ll Rope him in
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century Slaves
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
Me: Mom if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, Okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How was humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher:😑
your hairline is so far back even the slaves can't plant that shit back
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
What did the slaves say when they met their soon to be masters?
“Aaah a ghost!”
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades” all I saw was a slave home!
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
Bick: Jesus isn't real. Ron: Yes he is. Bick: Prove it, bitch. Ron: Cussing is a in. Open the curtains. Bick: Wh- Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT.
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus. Bick: Told you Jesus was real. Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free 😂😂😂😂
Bible Verse of The Day-For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. —Romans 8:15-16
