Slave

Slave jokes

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...