Slang jokes
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Balls.
Memes
Covid-19 or Rona
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Lick my nut.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Someone stole my balls :(
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.