Slang jokes
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Covid-19 or Rona
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Balls.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Lick my nut.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Someone stole my balls :(
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."