Slang jokes
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Balls.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Lick my nut.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Someone stole my balls :(
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."