Slang jokes
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Someone stole my balls :(
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Memes
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Ballz!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.