Slang jokes
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Balls.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Lick my nut.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.