A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Ballz!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Big black ball sacks.
Butthole.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Innit.
Glizzy?
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
