Slang jokes
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Low taper fade
What is Jay?
Phat.
Your (DYM 36).
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Ligma
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.