Slang jokes

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

What did the wire say to the electrician?

"Stop twisting my nuts!"

Balls.

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

Lick my nut.

I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.

After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

Someone stole my balls :(

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

*Aye, Matey!*

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Ballz!