Slang jokes
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
Ballz!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
POV: you
when the sus.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Bros over hos.
Ligma
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.