Skin Condition jokes

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

He pimples?

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

Acne comes on your face when you're 13.

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

Why are you so white?

Because you have no lotion on.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

Like if you think oily men are hot.