Skin Condition jokes

Like if you think oily men are hot.

He pimples?

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

Why are you so white?

Because you have no lotion on.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

Acne comes on your face when you're 13.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.