Skin Condition jokes

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

Like if you think oily men are hot.

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

He pimples?

What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

Acne comes on your face when you're 13.

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.