Sisters Jokes

Me : What did my sister do when she dressed up as elsa and i gave her a ballon You : what Me : SHE LET IT GO LET IT GO

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owl🦉

Parent:Have you seen your sister? Son:No, the last time i seen her when we playing hide n seek.

Hey My sister said your Mattick so I decided to to swim with her and she threw a ball at me so I went to my dad and she said why did you tell dad she was crying. Because I’m not getting a car seat

Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister

my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted." Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!" The brother yells back, "Well at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.

What’s worse than banging your sister

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring

my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.