Sisters jokes

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.

Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.

Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.

She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?

Nothing, he just started wanking.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

My wife cheated on me with my brother.

She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)