Sisters Jokes

There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is brain, the brother's name is nobody and the sister's name is everybody. One day, nobody killed everybody and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, ''NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!'' ''Sir, are you okay?'' The police asked. ''I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!'' The father yelled even louder. ''Are you mad?'' The police asked. ''Yes because my name is Mad!'' The father exclaimed. ''Where's your brain?'' Asked the police. ''At home because my wife name is Brain.'' The father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead

In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood

My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?

Divorced

Sister- why do shampoo have directions

Me- cause God made you

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza damn that pizza was good

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since