Sisters jokes

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.

So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

If you play games, go play on your sister.

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)