Sister Jokes

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*Watches sad movie with family*

Everyone else: *Crying*

Sister: How aren't you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry...

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What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister

There both sweet home Alabama

Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone you son of a birch.

my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window

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Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!

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Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.