Sister jokes
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.