me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Sister: I dont want to do it butt...... Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF😅🤣😂
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
i nailed my sister's............ picture on the wall
you dirty minded bastard.
2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, "where have you boys been?" 1 of them replied with, "we were all over the neighborhood, we're mail men now." Their snobby teen sister said, "well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters." Then 1 of the boys said, "actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
your more uglyer
My teacher says no phones allowed I say my phone‘s allowed because I’m nobody Dania
Deals is bully right Denise like a bully type of rock is a piggy
I got a sister. that was a big mistake
My sister so short she can't walk
why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
Your daddy so fat he tripped over a rock he thought it was a chip
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
