Simon jokes
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
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Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
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Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)