Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
You know how we all have different side well I have a sucicidel side (here a bang in the next room) oh well not any more :)
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Two guys were walking down the street and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any Blond in the world into giving him a Blowjob, any Blond! So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said alright let's see it! The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, Hi my names Dave and my Doctor just told me that if I didn't get a Blowjob from a Blond within three hours that the disease I have will kill me in 'oh less see now 22 minutes! She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says pull it out! 10 minutes later the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out! So he walks over to her and says I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friends life?! So she looks up him just crying her eyes out even worse and says" I could have saved my dad!"
uranus spins on it's side
what side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? the psycopath.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Eggs are so egg-celent that they are sunny side up.
On which side the chicken has the most feather
On the outer side😂😂
What is killing your friend called? a homie-side
Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
When you go to your friends house to fuck her brother but reliaze he's you brother from your mom's side.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the other side
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
