Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
How do blind people know when to stop wiping? With a taste test
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
