whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
You are getting Cole for Christmas you shit fuckers.
i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening
Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
I don't give two shits about how evil these are there funny
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
what do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
the worst shits you'll ever see
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag
other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
when the husbon said you is your ass so big she said because im holding my shit
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you asshole
What does every arshole and tory have In common.
They all produce horrible shit
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie
Shit
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”
