Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
yo moms so old she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick...she still isn't talking to me
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
