She jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.