ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo
HEAD AND SOLDIERS !!!!
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
what do a banana and shampoo have in common
ur mom
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" đđđ
Why is Johnsonâs baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
I swallowed shampoo it goes blblblblb đ§ź
Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldnât find you
You know youâre going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already baldđ¤Ł
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I donât hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didnât laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, Iâd be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause thatâs where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Whatâs steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his âhead and shouldersâ in the dash.
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her âhead and shoulders â on the backseat of her car
