Shampoo jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.