Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Shampoo Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
