Shampoo jokes

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Shhhhhhhhhh.

Shhhhhhhhhh who?

Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders. 😊

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.