Sexual health jokes

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

A condom!

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A man will actually look for the golf ball.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."