What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
