Sexual health jokes

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A man will actually look for the golf ball.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

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  • What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"

    So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

    Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

    PENIS PENIS

    The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."

    If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?