Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Women's rights.
My dishwasher is broke.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
