Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Where do babies get baptized? So the priest can wash their sex toys
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.