Sex toy jokes
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.