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Sex Toy Jokes

Baptism

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

Baptism

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Priest

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Baptism

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

Orphan

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Baptism

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

Baptism

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

Priest

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

Baptism

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

Baptism

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

Baby

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Wife

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

Banana

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

Mask

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

Butt Plug

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.

Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.