Bondage

Bondage jokes

Slave

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

Buddy

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."

Memes

Wife

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

Slave

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

Slave Owner

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Community

Lament my loss, my labour, and my pain, All ye that hear my woeful plaint and cry. If ever man might once your heart constrain To pity words of right, it should be I That since the time that youth in me did reign My pleasant years to bondage did apply, Which, as it was, I purpose to declare Whereby my friends hereafter may be ware ...