What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave? Don’t worry, I’ll Rope him in
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
