What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave? Don’t worry, I’ll Rope him in
