Sex position jokes
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.