Sex position

Sex Position Jokes

Brother

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

Necrophilia

So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

JFK

My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂

Sex

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

Family

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Sex

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

Incest

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

Incest

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

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  • Sex

    My favorite sex position is the JFK:

    I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

    JFK

    My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.