Server jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

What did jptheflip win while playing this server?

Craft.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

Psyonix's OCE servers.