September 11th jokes

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Why did the tall building fall?

It was September 11th.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)