September 11th jokes

Five more days.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!

2,996 kill streak, boom!

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."