The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
September 11th is the superior birthday cause no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it! :)
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
