September 11th jokes
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Five more days.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
2,996 kill streak, boom!
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.