September 11th

September 11th Jokes

Spiderman

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Tower

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Pilot

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

Cake

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

Plane

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Birthday

September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)

9/11

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

God

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Cake

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Birthday

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

Birthday

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.