911 memorial jokes
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.