Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart

Cuz they sell oden not a family

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.

I am a George Formby fan,and I love football…my favourite manager was Arsen Wenger…my favourite referee was Collina…my favourite player was Dean Windas…so my favourite George Formby song was Wenger,Collina,Windas

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other…I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

whye dose Sam sung sell TeeVss? Cuss thay make them?😂😂

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull

my mom walks in a bar and the bartender said water saying we only sell beer

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say ‘Thank God’ and to stop the horse, to say ’ Hallelujah’. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".

A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK

Loading...