What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
Ur hairline is like a fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
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"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
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