Joke

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed a whole episode of ICarly.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed a whole season of Victorious.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to go up an escalator it turned into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that every time she gets in an elevator she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.

Yo mama so fat that when she left the house this morning, she was wearing high heels, and when she came back to the house later that day, she was wearing flip flops.