My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
what is a fish without i's fsh
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
