Seafood jokes
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
gay fish.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.